Welcome to 3 Green Fish!
Okay, this site has sorely lacked for content for some time. That’s about to change. I’m planning on having reviews about once a week, maybe more often, depending on when I encounter new stuff and have a chance to write about it. At some point in the near future I will set up a special page for readers like you to suggest things to review, but for the moment, please add a comment to this post. Also, please comment on any and all reviews, and let me know what you think.
My mission is to review practically everything. I might write about games, books, or movies, or I might discuss cheese as a blanket category. For that matter, I might review blankets. Or a specific blanket.
Nothing is safe. Well, almost, nothing. I am limited by time, money, my sense of morality, and the desire for a little privacy. Thus, you can probably not expect to see reviews of really expensive items, strangling a goat, or sexual techniques from the Kama Sutra. Unless it’s something that I can address entirely intellectually, such things probably won’t appear here.
Let’s see, I think I’m supposed to review something this week. Let me check my lists.
Huh. Well, that’s interesting. It appears I’m supposed to review this very website, in a bout of post-modern existentialist self-oriented meta-criticism. Neat. Here we go.
Review: www.3greenfish.net
You know what distinguishes real websites from not so real ones? It’s content, that’s what. That’s what 3 Green Fish has lacked for all this time. There has been so little content that reading its content is like trying to drink sand, in the desert. You just can’t stay hydrated that way. There’s only so much you can do with test posts.
Here are a few things this site has lacked:
- Text
- Pictures
- Reviews
- Content
- Content?
Yes. There hasn’t been any content. This is a horrible disappointment, I’m sure. But rest assured, there is content coming.
There’s nothing to see here. 1 point for there being something to see here in the future.
May 7th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
I’m gonna zing you for CSS usage. In a word, your score box needs help. Just take a look at it. The poor score element itself is overflowing out of its container element. It’s like some gargantuan, pathologically obese American squeezing into a tiny European car and then driving it on the wrong side of the road. That’s right, it’s disgusting and illegal. For shame, Fishmonger, for shame.
May 7th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
[...] friend Curtis finally has his website up and running. I stopped checking it a long time ago. A couple days ago, I happened to, with boredom and not [...]
May 7th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Egh. Yes. The comment box is ugly here, isn’t it? It was looking a lot nicer on my test pages (but I guess there was more text in the larger box there). Care to fix it for me, Jacob? Mr. CSS-man?
May 7th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
By the way, “your score box needs help” is not a word. It’s multiple words.